4.59sIt worked, Mom! Maggie's memories have shown them humanity's inner goodness!
3.59sThese are not tears! We are vomiting from our eyes!
3.37sYour baby's treacle has only intensified our loathing!
2.5sWait! Look at the screen!
2.5sThe baby continues to reminisce.
1.93sOh, Elton John!
3.1sThat's my name. Well, not really.