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2.6sKathleen Turner?
2.42sNo! It's me, Krusty!
2.37sAnd you're at the Springfield Friars Club!
4.09sWhere tonight we're roasting you, Homer Simpson!
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2.2sAre the proceeds going to charity?
2.84sHell, no! Whoo-hoo!
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3.85sWe're all here tonight for one reason-- to keep Homer away from the buffet!
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1.74sHa-ha!
0.4sExcellent.
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4.17sThat was at my expense! What kind of a roast is this?
3.55sNow I'd like to read some telegrams from people who couldn't make it.
3.6sFirst we have Mark Spitz. Who's Mark Spitz?
2.99sWhat's a telegram? Aw, forget it!
3.87sI gotta get to the hot wings before the Comic Book Guy.
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3.47s"You know, Lisa, they say father knows best."
5.62s"That's true, Bart. Our father knows the best way to embarrass his kids."