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1.63s(CHUCKLES) Boy, are you in trouble.
1.73sWhat are you talking about?
3.14sWhen a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong.
1.63sAnd when a woman says everything's wrong,
2.3sthat means everything's wrong.
1.87sAnd when a woman says something's not funny,
2.54syou'd better not laugh your ass off.
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2.7sHey, Lise, you want to play Cap City Monopoly?
1.63sLook, just because Milhouse is gone,
2.1sdoesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend.
2.87sOh, come on. I'll roll the dice for you.
2.92sThree, four, five, chance. Pick up a card.
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0.98sSheesh.
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3.84s(LISA READING) What? Really?
1.72sYep. Pick up another one.
1.57sBut it's not my turn.
3.22sI'm trying to do something nice, you dink. Pick up a card.
3.84s"Bart will defend you when other kids call you a nerd."
1.5sNo one calls me a nerd.
2.97sTrust me, that is a valuable card. Pick up another.