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1.92sHa! Maybe she'll be a good influence on him.
1.5sOr maybe he'll corrupt her.
1.33sIt won't last.
2.73sBrothers and sisters are natural enemies,
4.05slike Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots,
4.57sor Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots.
3.39sDamn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
2.12sYou Scots sure are a contentious people.
2.12sYou just made an enemy for life!
4.29sListen, Mr. Hobo, you may not have laundry to wash, but I do.
1.4sNow what do you want to show me?
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2.75sThere's your husband, aka Mooch-a-lini,
4.77sDrooly McGee, Corporal Flashback, etcetera, etcetera.
3.6sHomer! (SCREAMS) You're panhandling!
3.24sI should've known from that panhandling sign,
2.79splus that ticket you got for panhandling.
1.99sBut, Marge, it was all for you,
2.22sto buy you all the nice things you deserve.
3.65sThe flowers, the earrings, the Bob Seger boxed set,
3.2swhich really only needed to be one disk, but the box was nice!