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4.8sMirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all?
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2.29sOne time, I swung all the way around.
1.67sYou did not.
0.87sWell, I know a guy who did.
2.59sWho? You don't know him. He lives in Russia.
2.35sI can't believe they're hanging out.
1.92sHa! Maybe she'll be a good influence on him.
1.5sOr maybe he'll corrupt her.
1.33sIt won't last.
2.73sBrothers and sisters are natural enemies,
4.05slike Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots,
4.57sor Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots.
3.39sDamn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
2.12sYou Scots sure are a contentious people.
2.12sYou just made an enemy for life!
4.29sListen, Mr. Hobo, you may not have laundry to wash, but I do.
1.4sNow what do you want to show me?
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2.75sThere's your husband, aka Mooch-a-lini,
4.77sDrooly McGee, Corporal Flashback, etcetera, etcetera.