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4.4sThank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago.
2.79s(TELEPHONE RINGING) Hi, Janey.
4.97sBranford Marsalis' car broke down outside your house?
3.09sAnd he's just jamming till Wynton shows up?
2.15s(GASPS) Oh...
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1.17sUm...
2.57sSome other time maybe.
2.64sToday I'm just hanging out at home.
1s(DOORBELL RINGS)
2.57s
3.27sHey, Bart. I "borrowed" my uncle's pellet gun.
1.4sYou want to go shoot Apu?
3.3sOh, that does sound fun.
2.7sBut not today. I think I'm just gonna hang out at home.
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4.19sOh, my God. My brother's my best friend!
3.24sOh, my God! My sister's my best friend!
4.65sDiamonds. I still can't believe he gave me diamonds.