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3.55sWhen you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house.
1.97sThank you.
3.1sI tackled a loafer at work today.
2.7sHey, what's with you sad sacks?
2.1sI'm allergic to everything here.
4.92sMy nose is so stuffed up, I can't even taste Mom's delicious boiled celery.
2.02sI've been so bored since we moved here,
2.42sI found myself drinking a glass of wine every day.
4.59sI know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I just can't drink that much.
2.92sWell, the Simpson men are doing fine, right, Bart?
2.23sYou haven't even gotten in trouble at school.
1.68sI can't get in trouble at school.
2.17sThey put me in the remedial class.
3.72sI'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned to their jackets all year round.
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1.93sHey, Dad--
2.63sWe wanna go back to Springfield.
2.64sWhat? We've got it great here.
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