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3.02sYou ruined my adolescence, Lois.
3.2sYou told me I'd made the cheer squad, blindfolded me,
3.55sand told me we were going for a special celebration breakfast.
1.55sWhen you took the blindfold off,
4.67sI was standing in front of the entire school with my pants around my ankles and a hot dog in my mouth.
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2.2sIt was a horrible thing to do, Lois.
2.45sLook, Joyce, that was a long time ago.
2.5sAnd I'm very sorry for what I did.
1.57sBut we're adults now,
3.05sand that doesn't give you any reason to humiliate me like this.
1.15sBoo-hoo!
2.77sYou don't like it, you can go talk to a reporter.
1.97sOh, my God.
1.7sI thought we were friends.
4.44sThe kind of really good friends that communicate with each other poorly through Facebook.
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4.34sEveryone, I think it's important that we talk openly about this.
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