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2.17sI mean, he's still gay, but now it's no fun to joke about it,
1.87sbecause he... He beat us to the punch.
2.05sMy God!
3.24sThat little pole-smoker's a fucking genius!
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4.67s...and so did the Corinthians finally write back to Saint Paul, saying,
1.73s"Dude, enough with the letters.
1.43s"We have received them all,
2.43s"and will get back to you when we have the time.
3.97s"And by the way, a lot of the information you're asking for "is available online."
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2.34sOh, look, everybody, it's the burning bush.
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0.97s(ALL GASPING)
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1.5sHello, Father.
3.2sI thought I made it clear that you are no longer welcome here.
2.59sYou know, I've been coming to this church for years.
1.74sI've heard all the stories.
1.63sWho did Jesus hang around with?
1.2sMary Magdalene.
1.13sAnd who was she?
1.4sA prostitute.
2.97sWhich means, if they had cameras back then,
2.4sI bet she would have done a porno.
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