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1.82sCome on, let's hear it.
3.69sWell, I have had an abortion.
3.1s(MOCK SNORING) Oh, wake me up when you got something good.
2.74sOh, my goodness, sarcastic sleeping.
1.97sThat puts a lot of pressure on me.
5.91sAll right, well, when I was in college, I was in an adult film.
2.38sOh, my God, you did a porno?
2.82s(SHUSHING) Please, please, please do not say a word to anybody.
2.8sI have never told anyone that, not even my husband.
1.9sI promise, I'll take it to the grave.
3.17sBut, oh, my God, Lois, that's hilarious!
1.2sDo you have a copy?
1.77sOh, no, that movie's long gone.
2.14sLike the original ending to Grease.
0.85s(WE GO TOGETHER PLAYING)
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1.9sWe've been up here for four days.
3.07sWhy did you drive the car into the air if you didn't know how to get it back down?
3sLook, Sandy, it seemed like a good idea at the time.