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1.54s- Two.
- Two.
1sFive.
2.03sFive. Oh, I see.
1.7sOne, one, two, five.
3.84sYes! One, one, two, five. All right, now, read the number back to me.
1.87sLet me get my pen.
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2.55sAnd that's why whenever I have sex without protection,
2.2sI call it, "Taking a John Chancellor."
1s(BOTH LAUGHING)
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3.34sOh, my God, Joyce, you've got so many great stories.
4.17sOh, come on, I'm sure you've done some crazy stuff in your time.
1.25sWell...
1.37sOh, what is it?
1.35sNo, no, I can't.
2.77sLois, I feel like we're really bonding here tonight.
1.82sCome on, let's hear it.
3.69sWell, I have had an abortion.
3.1s(MOCK SNORING) Oh, wake me up when you got something good.
2.74sOh, my goodness, sarcastic sleeping.
1.97sThat puts a lot of pressure on me.
5.91sAll right, well, when I was in college, I was in an adult film.
2.38sOh, my God, you did a porno?