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2.87sI loved that piece you did on the invention of the guillotine.
2.7sOh, thank you. You know, half the time those things didn't really work.
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1.17sHow was it, honey?
1.13sThey couldn't finish.
1.27sOh, really?
1.23sYeah, I got to go back tomorrow.
2.34sOh, well, I made cabbage for dinner.
2.94sYeah, that would be the ending to this day.
1.6sIn here is our editor, Mike.
4.34sThey let him smoke inside because all the smoke from his cigarette just floats directly back up into his face.
1.72sHey, Joyce, when you get a chance,
1.83scome take a look at the Weekapaug thing.
1.88sOh, this is all so fascinating.
1.77sYou must have so many stories.
2.99sWell, look, if you want to grab a drink with me later tonight,
1.8sI'd be happy to tell you some.
1.9sOh, my God, I would love to.
1.17sLook at me, huh?
2.14sStepping out on the town with a big celebrity.
2sWell, I think you're exaggerating.
4.29sNo, you're a lady big shot, like Miss Piggy.
2.52sHey, Kermit. What happened to the "Bears in Space" sketch?
2.9sSorry, it's "Pigs in Space" now. There's been a change.
1.75sWhat? There's been a change!
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3.87sNARRATOR: We now return to Ellen Only Talks When Her Guest Is Talking.