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1.09sBut I'll tell you some-- tell you how --
1.16show I feel about school, Jerry.
1.26sIt's a waste of time --
1.33sA bunch of people running around,
1.06sbumping into each other.
1.7sG-guy up front says, "Two plus two."
1.73sThe people in the back say, "Four."
5.33sThen the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something.
2.43sI mean, it's -- it's not a place for smart people, Jerry.
1.13sAnd I know that's not a popular opinion,
3.13sbut it's my two cents on the issue.
1.63sThis was a good breakfast, Beth.
2.06sYou really made the crap out of those eggs.
2.26slwish your mother was here to eat them.
1.26sOh, Dad.
1.9sFor real?
1.66sTEACHER: All right, now, everybody get settled.
1.66sGet away from the windows!
3.17sNow, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today.
1.9sYou might have heard of it. It's called math.
2.06sAnd without it, none of us would even exist,