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0.86sWhat?!
1.06sIt's as good as garbage, Marty,
0.99sIt's not gonna work anymore, Marty,
1.09sOh, geez, Rick, that's not good.
1.63sW-what are we gonna do?
2.09sl-l have to be back at school right now.
1.23sHow are we gonna get back home?
1.52sThere's ways to get back home, Marty,
1.9sIt's just -- it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle.
1.8sWe're gonna have to go through lnterdimensional Customs,
2.4sso you're gonna have to do me a real solid.
0.93sUh-oh.
1.3sWhen we get to Customs,
1.99sI'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom,
2.47sand I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Marty,
1.23sIn my butt?
1.63sPut them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.
1.13sOh, geez, Rick.
1.26sI really don't want to have to do that.
1.43sWell, somebody's got to do it, Marty,
4sTh-these seeds aren't gonna get through Customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Marty,
0.99s
1.09sAnd they'll fall right out of mine.
1.59sI've done this too many times, Marty,
1.16sI mean, you're young.
1.83sYou've got your whole life ahead of you,
2.2sand your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.
1.33sYou got to do it for Grandpa, Marty,
1.76sY-you've got to put these seeds inside your butt.
0.83sIn my butt?
0.83sCome on, Morty.
0.83sPlease, Marty,
1.09sYou have to do it, Marty,
0.9sOh, man.
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4.8sPRINCIPAL: The fact is, your son, Marty, has attended this school for a total of seven hours over the last two months.