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0.44sJerry!
0.76sBeth!
1.02sOh, my God. My parents are so loud.
0.99sI want to die.
1.33sMm, there is no God, Summer.
1.76sYou got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.
1.8sOkay, with all due respect, Rick --
1.87sWhat am I talking about? What respect is due?
6.27sHow is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept sci-fi rigamarole?
2.33sListen, Jerry, l-l don't want to overstep my bounds or anything.
1.56sIt's your house. It's your world,
1.06sYou're a real Julius Caesar.
1.09sBut I'll tell you some-- tell you how --
1.16show I feel about school, Jerry.
1.26sIt's a waste of time --
1.33sA bunch of people running around,
1.06sbumping into each other.
1.7sG-guy up front says, "Two plus two."
1.73sThe people in the back say, "Four."
5.33sThen the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something.
2.43sI mean, it's -- it's not a place for smart people, Jerry.
1.13sAnd I know that's not a popular opinion,
3.13sbut it's my two cents on the issue.
1.63sThis was a good breakfast, Beth.
2.06sYou really made the crap out of those eggs.
2.26slwish your mother was here to eat them.
1.26sOh, Dad.
0.83sWhat?
1.9sFor real?
1.66sTEACHER: All right, now, everybody get settled.
1.66sGet away from the windows!
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