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1.16sand they had been forever.
1.56sl was the only old person there, Marty,
2.16sIt was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity,
1.19swalking around.
1.37sH was fascinating to them.
2.26sThere were a lot of attractive women there, Marty, and they --
1.59sthey -- they -- they all wanted time with me.
1.73sI had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies,
1.66sbut I spent so much time there,
1.33smy interdimensional portal device --
1.66sit's got no charge left, Marty,
0.97sIt's got no charge left.
0.86sWhat?!
1.06sIt's as good as garbage, Marty,
0.99sIt's not gonna work anymore, Marty,
1.09sOh, geez, Rick, that's not good.
1.63sW-what are we gonna do?
2.09sl-l have to be back at school right now.
1.23sHow are we gonna get back home?
1.52sThere's ways to get back home, Marty,
1.9sIt's just -- it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle.
1.8sWe're gonna have to go through lnterdimensional Customs,
2.4sso you're gonna have to do me a real solid.
0.93sUh-oh.
1.3sWhen we get to Customs,
1.99sI'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom,
2.47sand I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Marty,
1.23sIn my butt?
1.63sPut them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.
1.13sOh, geez, Rick.
1.26sI really don't want to have to do that.
1.43sWell, somebody's got to do it, Marty,
4sTh-these seeds aren't gonna get through Customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Marty,
0.99s
1.09sAnd they'll fall right out of mine.
1.59sI've done this too many times, Marty,
1.16sI mean, you're young.
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