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1.03sMmm!
1.57sSo fresh and musty.
1.37sMAN: It's what I do.
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1.47sHello, tiny man.
3.27sYou want sample small-batch Amazonian maple syrup?
1.18sSure.
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3.04s(COUGHING) Mmm. Ah.
1.48sThat's the kind of sap I like.
3.4sYou the kind of sap I like.
1.67sI'm scare-roused.
6.01s(HUMMING) (GASPS) Zuban tobacco? The richest, most obnoxious kind!
2.6sListen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke,
4sone that's equally good in a crowded elevator or an audience with the Pope.
1.92sForget the Pope, my friend.
1.47sSmoke one of these,
3.87sand God himself will ask to be seated far away from you.