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1.47sHello, tiny man.
3.27sYou want sample small-batch Amazonian maple syrup?
1.18sSure.
0.96s
3.04s(COUGHING) Mmm. Ah.
1.48sThat's the kind of sap I like.
3.4sYou the kind of sap I like.
1.67sI'm scare-roused.
6.01s(HUMMING) (GASPS) Zuban tobacco? The richest, most obnoxious kind!
2.6sListen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke,
4sone that's equally good in a crowded elevator or an audience with the Pope.
1.92sForget the Pope, my friend.
1.47sSmoke one of these,
3.87sand God himself will ask to be seated far away from you.
1.5sOoh!
3.52sHeirloom eggs? That's so life-affirming.
1.97sI'll bet you run your own hatchery,
3.2sjust you and your wife, Matilda.
3.17sNo, ma'am. Matilda and I gather them eggs in the forest.
2.6sAnd Matilda's really more of a mongoose than a wife.