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1.58sALL: Ew!
3.15sHence, the Latin name, Bonus vampirus,
4.6sor as you non-Catholics would say, the bone vampire.
1.05sDios mio.
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3sThat's ridiculous! Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones.
3.74sI raised him on a simple diet of Brussels sprouts and mixed soda.
2.97s(GAGGING) At least there's only one of them.
2.57sThe good news is, they can't start breeding.
4.64sThe bad news, everyone, is, the beast reproduces asexually.
1.65sA single bone vampire,
4.17sleft alone with some quiet music and some bone vampire porn,
2.64scould produce dozens of deadly offspring.
2.79sThat lucky bastard. I say kill it!
2.04sBut it loves me, and I love it!
0.93sKill them both!
1.57sKilling them seems like a hassle.