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2.15sThis is what I'm talking about.
3.69sSee all the dirt and earwigs? That's the sign of healthy food.
2.62sYou think that's healthy, try this.
2.97sI found it growing at the bottom of my hamper.
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1.03sMmm!
1.57sSo fresh and musty.
1.37sMAN: It's what I do.
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1.47sHello, tiny man.
3.27sYou want sample small-batch Amazonian maple syrup?
1.18sSure.
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3.04s(COUGHING) Mmm. Ah.
1.48sThat's the kind of sap I like.
3.4sYou the kind of sap I like.
1.67sI'm scare-roused.
6.01s(HUMMING) (GASPS) Zuban tobacco? The richest, most obnoxious kind!
2.6sListen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke,
4sone that's equally good in a crowded elevator or an audience with the Pope.