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1.63sIt's gonna kill us all.
3.07sIt's so huge. How big does one of those things get?
2.8sWell, that depends on what one of those things is.
2.44sThat seems like a fact worth knowing.
3.27sGood startling news, everyone.
3.84sI found a description of the creature in this medieval monster manual.
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3.47sJust as I feared. Attack-type J.
2.14sNo! No!
3.57sYes! It kills its prey by sucking out the skeleton,
2.7sleaving nothing but a puddle of flesh.
1.58sALL: Ew!
3.15sHence, the Latin name, Bonus vampirus,
4.6sor as you non-Catholics would say, the bone vampire.
1.05sDios mio.
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3sThat's ridiculous! Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones.
3.74sI raised him on a simple diet of Brussels sprouts and mixed soda.
2.97s(GAGGING) At least there's only one of them.