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2.6sWhat's up? Good. Oh, damn it! I mean, not much.
2sWhat you got there? Oh, this? It's a gun.
2.03sOh, yeah? Yeah. I'm going to kill you.
1.43sDaddy, what are you doing?
3.34sYour fat, bastard husband ruined me! I lost my home, my money,
2.37sand perhaps just as serious, my wife left me!
1.23sMom left you?
1.7sYeah. She ran off with Ted Turner.
1.37sGod only knows what they're doing.
2.33sShould we give Elmo a bath? Yeah.
2.14s- Should we give Telly a bath? - Yeah!
2.27sShould we give Ernie a bath? No.
2sErnie doesn't like the monsters.
2.67sLook, you can stay with us if you want, you filthy hobo.
2.94sYou shouldn't be embarrassed about mooching off your kids at age 70.
2.37sGo to hell, fathead! Have I used that one?
1.47sNo, I haven't. Yeah, fathead.
1.84sDaddy, don't talk to Peter like that.
2.04sAll you've done his whole life is treat him like crap,
1.5sand now he's offering to help you.
1.47sThe least you can do is be grateful.
1.17sOh, all right.
1.6sThen it's settled. You're staying with us.
1.23sI promise you'll love it here,
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