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1.37sI'm training for the Olympics,
2.8sand I need absolute concentration.
2.7sLook at him. Look how fat he is.
4.84sOh, my God! That was even cooler than playing with the speech function on my Macintosh.
2.97sSo, computer, what are you thinking about right now?
2.17sCOMPUTER VOICE: Stewie is cool.
1.2sWhat do you want, homo?
1.4sListen, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
2.03sYou're a businessman. I'm a businessman.
3.37sAnd I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
1.53sSee, I wrote this erotica book.
3.14sAnd I was hoping you could loan me $7 billion to publish it.
1.47sHow about I loan you $5?
3.3sIt's at the bottom of this jar of barbed wire and salt.