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1.8sHey, Stewie, I just took a nap.
1.27sYou want an eye booger?
2.9s(SCREAMING) Oh, damn you, Chris! Look what you've done!
1.37sI'm training for the Olympics,
2.8sand I need absolute concentration.
2.7sLook at him. Look how fat he is.
1.37sHmm.
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4.84sOh, my God! That was even cooler than playing with the speech function on my Macintosh.
2.97sSo, computer, what are you thinking about right now?
2.17sCOMPUTER VOICE: Stewie is cool.
1.53s(WHOOPING)
1.97s
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2.17s
1.2sWhat do you want, homo?
1.4sListen, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
2.03sYou're a businessman. I'm a businessman.
3.37sAnd I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
1.53sSee, I wrote this erotica book.
3.14sAnd I was hoping you could loan me $7 billion to publish it.
1.47sHow about I loan you $5?
3.3sIt's at the bottom of this jar of barbed wire and salt.
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