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2.24sHey, guys. Tell me if this letter sounds all right.
1.57s"Dear Reek Publishing,
2.97s"I was highly disappointed by your erotic novel.
1.57s"Here's what I would have wrote.
4s"'It was past midnight when the blonde, smoking-hot lab assistant,
3.37s"'who looked a little like Heather Locklear, only with bigger jugs,
3s"'was grabbed and thrown onto the lab table.
4.44s"'He ripped off her lab coat and she grabbed his metallic extension.'
2.4s"Oh. Did I mention he was a robot?
1.77s"'Cause that's kind of important.
3.07s"Yeah, a robot. Awesome."
2.5sWhoa! That is hot. I got to get a copy of that.
2.67sYeah. You got some serious talent there, Peter.
2.64sReally? I'm no school administrator,
3.74sbut there's an extension program going on in my trousers.
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