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1.83sWhat the hell is that? That's not sexy.
1.9sYou can't do somebody in the shoulder.
1.93sWhy don't you and that book get a room?
1.23sDid you hear what I said, Brian?
1.43sI said, I said, "Why don't you and that..."
1.17s"That book get a room." Yeah.
2.4sOkay. I just want to make sure you heard.
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2.24sHey, guys. Tell me if this letter sounds all right.
1.57s"Dear Reek Publishing,
2.97s"I was highly disappointed by your erotic novel.
1.57s"Here's what I would have wrote.
4s"'It was past midnight when the blonde, smoking-hot lab assistant,
3.37s"'who looked a little like Heather Locklear, only with bigger jugs,
3s"'was grabbed and thrown onto the lab table.
4.44s"'He ripped off her lab coat and she grabbed his metallic extension.'
2.4s"Oh. Did I mention he was a robot?