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1.13sPsst!
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1.8sWow, Peter! That's a book, isn't it?
3.8sThat's the first time I've seen you reading something that didn't later turn out to just be a sandwich.
2.47sYeah. It's an erotic book. I bought it at that sex shop.
3.47sI got to tell you though, I've read four chapters of this and it's not sexy at all.
3.04s"Much Ado About Humping." Well, sounds sexy.
1.43sPeter, would you put that away?
2.14sI don't like you reading smut at the table.
1.63sYeah. If only this were smut, Lois.
2.54s"He rubbed her shoulder sensually."
1.83sWhat the hell is that? That's not sexy.
1.9sYou can't do somebody in the shoulder.
1.93sWhy don't you and that book get a room?
1.23sDid you hear what I said, Brian?
1.43sI said, I said, "Why don't you and that..."
1.17s"That book get a room." Yeah.
2.4sOkay. I just want to make sure you heard.
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2.24sHey, guys. Tell me if this letter sounds all right.
1.57s"Dear Reek Publishing,
2.97s"I was highly disappointed by your erotic novel.
1.57s"Here's what I would have wrote.
4s"'It was past midnight when the blonde, smoking-hot lab assistant,
3.37s"'who looked a little like Heather Locklear, only with bigger jugs,
3s"'was grabbed and thrown onto the lab table.