2.97sWell, it's not real fur. It's actually made from bald eagle.
3.8sAnd it's weather-treated with a mixture of whale skin oil and children's tears.
1.07s(DOORBELL RINGING)
1.43sYes?
2.44sMr. Pewterschmidt, I'm Scott Greenberg, Attorney at Law.
2.54sMy client was injured listening to this audio book.
2.33sWe're suing you for every penny you've got.
1.27sWhat? Why?
1.27sYou're liable as publisher.