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4.84sOh, my God! That was even cooler than playing with the speech function on my Macintosh.
2.97sSo, computer, what are you thinking about right now?
2.17sCOMPUTER VOICE: Stewie is cool.
1.53s(WHOOPING)
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1.2sWhat do you want, homo?
1.4sListen, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
2.03sYou're a businessman. I'm a businessman.
3.37sAnd I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
1.53sSee, I wrote this erotica book.
3.14sAnd I was hoping you could loan me $7 billion to publish it.
1.47sHow about I loan you $5?
3.3sIt's at the bottom of this jar of barbed wire and salt.
5.47s(GROANING) Why do you keep these things together?
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3sAll right. Who wants to buy some Peterotica? 10 bucks a pop.
1.07sI'll take one. Me, too.
1.23sHey, give me one of those.
2.64sI look forward to having a raging semi.
1sWow, Peter.
2sYou're going into the publishing business?
3.17sYeah. Mr. Pewterschmidt gave me $5 for these Xeroxes,