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3.94sBut we can only save 30,000 people. How do we choose who goes?
2.84sWell, let's see now. We'll need leaders,
1.64s(LAUGHS)
3.97sscientists, doctors, bureaucrats, pilots,
3.52svaluable appliances, even janitors.
1.5sBut that's it. No one else.
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4.79sI'll miss you, Leela. (SOBS) But it's okay, 'cause then I'll die.
1.64sNIXON: Cut the waterworks, hippie!
2.2sThe final decision will be made not by me,
2.49sbut by a cold, logical machine.
1.12s
2.22sWho shall live and who shall die?
3.3sStep right up to the contrabulous choose-matron!
2.32sI hate waiting in line to die.
1.52sMove it along, grandma.
2.87sStick your hand in and take your chances.
2.99sCHOOSE-MATRON: Female, crotchety. Needed to keep others in their place.
1.23sAccepted!
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0.88sDamn straight, kajigger!
2.27sOoh, me next!
1.8sWe just got one of these. Rejected!
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