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1.65sWelcome to the Hidey House.
3.17sBrannigan, tell me about this freaky-deaky escape pyramid.
3.8sI can fly it, sir. I just need to know where, and how.
1.87sThe obvious destination is Mars.
3.77sIt's close, with lots of open space and no Woodward or Bernstein.
1.48sThat's a plus.
3.94sBut we can only save 30,000 people. How do we choose who goes?
2.84sWell, let's see now. We'll need leaders,
1.64s(LAUGHS)
3.97sscientists, doctors, bureaucrats, pilots,
3.52svaluable appliances, even janitors.
1.5sBut that's it. No one else.
1.05s
4.79sI'll miss you, Leela. (SOBS) But it's okay, 'cause then I'll die.
1.64sNIXON: Cut the waterworks, hippie!
2.2sThe final decision will be made not by me,
2.49sbut by a cold, logical machine.
1.12s
2.22sWho shall live and who shall die?
3.3sStep right up to the contrabulous choose-matron!
2.32sI hate waiting in line to die.