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3.17spredating even the Girls of Sumeria.
2.65sOf course. It's a Mayan calendar.
3.64sNo, wait. There's some dried-up old stew on the screen.
2.7sSorry. I was eating a can of breakfast and looking at porn.
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4.44sAMY: (GASPS) It's not Mayan, it's Martian!
2.07sAmy, you grew up on Mars, right?
1.93s- Can you read Martian?
- A little.
3.07sI only learned enough to yell at my nanny. Let's see.
5.67s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) I think it means, "The sun will erupt,
2.59s"all shall perish," blah-blah-blah.
3.05sGet to the point! What does it say about me, Bender?
5.99s(GASPS) Nothing! But it does say a great cataclysm will destroy the world in the year 3012!