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2.2sThe final decision will be made not by me,
2.49sbut by a cold, logical machine.
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2.22sWho shall live and who shall die?
3.3sStep right up to the contrabulous choose-matron!
2.32sI hate waiting in line to die.
1.52sMove it along, grandma.
2.87sStick your hand in and take your chances.
2.99sCHOOSE-MATRON: Female, crotchety. Needed to keep others in their place.
1.23sAccepted!
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0.88sDamn straight, kajigger!
2.27sOoh, me next!
1.8sWe just got one of these. Rejected!
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2.55sMale, scientist, fond of crazy contraptions.
1.53sAccepted!
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2.82sFemale, scientist. We were in the same sorority.
1.98sAccepted!
1.92sSigma Beta, see you later! Sigma Beta, see you later!
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2.94sMale, medical doctor, delicious with butter and lemon.
1.1sAccepted!
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