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1.4s(SCREAMS)
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3.19sOh, my God! Look what my flashlight found!
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3.72s(ALL GASP) DR. ZOIDBERG: A huge pyramid under New New York?
1.9sWhat badger could've built this?
2.89sAnd look at this intricately carved disk.
2.24sIt merits years of study.
3.3sBut how can we move such a fragile, precious...
3.15s(SCREAMING) Ancient history coming through!
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1.28sNo, no, no, no, no!
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1.27sAmazing!
4.02sIt appears to be some kind of extremely ancient calendar,
3.17spredating even the Girls of Sumeria.
2.65sOf course. It's a Mayan calendar.
3.64sNo, wait. There's some dried-up old stew on the screen.
2.7sSorry. I was eating a can of breakfast and looking at porn.
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4.44sAMY: (GASPS) It's not Mayan, it's Martian!