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2.8sWell, I've always been a firm believer in the three "Rs"--
3sreading TV Guide, um,
3.57swriting to TV Guide and renewing TV Guide.
5.84sNow, we don't usually do this, but we have some witnesses. Come in, Arthur.
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4.74sNow, where did Bart stick the fireworks?
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3.94sOver the lips and past the gums-- look out dentures, here I come.
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2.82sEw!
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3.84s"My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary."