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3.12sBart has been guilty of the following atrocities--
6.71ssynthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots; replacing my birth control pills with Tic Tacs.
5.59sWell, I'm sorry. I'm sure Bart doesn't really mean to be bad.
3.24sNow's our chance to be bad.
2.77sMr. Simpson, I just wanted to tell you...
2.34sthat you've done a wonderful job with Lisa.
2.6sYou must have read to her at a young age.
0.57sI did.
2.7sI did read to her.
1.92s"8:00. Happy Days.
1.95s"The Fonz, Henry Winkler,
3.37sis worried he's losing his cool."
2.8sWell, I've always been a firm believer in the three "Rs"--
3sreading TV Guide, um,
3.57swriting to TV Guide and renewing TV Guide.
5.84sNow, we don't usually do this, but we have some witnesses. Come in, Arthur.