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3.3sSomeday you'll thank me for this, son. Not bloody likely.
3.1sNo, it's true. You know, when I was a boy,
3.94sI really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
4.52sSo I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.
2.27sThe doctor thought I might have brain damage.
2.78sDad, what's the point of this story?
0.94sI like stories.
1.75sCan I please go to the movie?
4.04sI know my punishment might seem a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.
4.34s- You're welcome to watch anything you want on TV. - TV sucks.
3.89sI know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that!
4.05sThe master craftsman can make three mailboxes an hour.
2.43sI'm not licked yet. I can entertain myself.