1.87s
3.3sSomeday you'll thank me for this, son. Not bloody likely.
3.1sNo, it's true. You know, when I was a boy,
3.94sI really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
4.52sSo I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.
2.27sThe doctor thought I might have brain damage.
2.78sDad, what's the point of this story?