3.1sNo, it's true. You know, when I was a boy,
3.94sI really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
4.52sSo I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.
2.27sThe doctor thought I might have brain damage.
2.78sDad, what's the point of this story?
0.94sI like stories.
1.75sCan I please go to the movie?
4.04sI know my punishment might seem a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.