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5.34sGrape Soda Today, Orange Soda Quarterly, The Fruit Punch Reader.
1.43sHey, what you got there, Stewie?
1.3sOoh! Mustache Aficionado.
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2.9sWow, look at these men! What class. What grace.
2.4sAnd all because of a little upper-lip hair.
2.57sLois, I am gonna grow a mustache.
2.6sThen I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy.
2.37sExcept when he goes directly to jail.
5.57sMAN: I wish I could tell you that the Monopoly guy fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be.
4.77sI wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairytale world.
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3.74sHey, Rupert, what if the refrigerator was a monster that talked like this?
1.83s(IN GRUFF VOICE) I am a monster.
1.77sI am going to bite your fingers.
2.87sHere I come. I'm going to get you.
1.83sAh! I don't want to play anymore. Normal voice, normal voice.
2.8sThe refrigerator can't hurt me. Okay?
2.27sOh, my God, Dad! What's on your face?
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