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1.43sGood afternoon, mustache wearers.
1.63sDon't forget to help yourself to the buffet.
3.04sThere's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum.
0.93sPoint of mustache.
1.63sThe chair recognizes your mustache.
2.23sHave we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month,
2.43sas it is the 70th birthday of his mustache?
1.47sOh, I think we just send a nice card.
1.37sJust make sure it has a mustache on it.
1.1sPoint of mustache.
1.23sThe chair recognizes your mustache.
2.87sWhat can we, as citizens, do about mustache awareness?
1.23sGood mustache question.
3.54sWe have a new product in our mustache catalog that makes a great stocking stuffer.
1.73sWe call it the Must-Stash.
2.54sThe slogan is, "You must stash "your Must-Stash in the mustache."
1sThat'll be all for today.
1.13sGood mustache. ALL: Good mustache.
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3.24sAll right, dog, here we go. Prepare to lose a bet,
4.1s'cause I'm about to become the most popular boy in school.
2.4sExcuse me, pardon me, are you the cool children?
1.6sYeah. Who are you?
1.7sMy name is Zac Sawyer.