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1.63sThat's right. To hell with you all.
1.73sI am who I am.
1.74s(HURRICANE PLAYING)
2.2sHere comes the story of the hurricane
3.67sThe man the authorities came to blame
3.04sFor somethin' that he never done
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1.6sQuiet, everybody, this is it.
9.18sThe McBurgertown franchise suffered a publicity setback today from which it may not recover, thanks to testimony regarding its practices by a very brave cow.
5.81sI have revealed to you today these horrors in the hope that you will see the need for change,
1.53sbut always remember,
3.54swhat I have done here today is not a courageous act.
7.84sThe courage lies with a man who has the guts to say no to a fast food restaurant and eat a salad instead.
2.94sTo say, "I will eat this salad with pride.
3s"I don't care if I look like a gay person."
2.67sSo to all of you salad-eating homosexuals,