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4.17sPardon me, we're two Asian businessmen looking to invest in McBurgertown Industries,
1.63sand we'd like a tour of your facility.
1.57sYou don't look Asian.
3.17sWell, I guess we'll just take our millions of dongs elsewhere.
3.5sWait, wait. Let me get our general manager.
2sPeter, what the hell do you expect to accomplish here?
1.53sEvidence, Brian.
4.84sI'm gonna find just the right piece of incriminating evidence to bring down this company.
4.67sOver here is a menu from our first McBurgertown restaurant in 1952.
4.77sAt that time, our value meal consisted of a hamburger, a cup of coffee and a Lucky Strike.
1.8sWow. How much did all that cost?
2.17sBack in the '50s? One straw penny.
2.63sA whole straw penny? Indeed. Follow me.
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2.47sAnd in here, we're test-marketing a new mascot,
2.4sMeaty, the Quick to Anger Clown.
2.97sHey, kids! Who likes McBurgertown burgers?
2.47sI do! There was more to my question!
1.2s(CRYING)
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