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2.07sI could be the most popular kid there in a week.
2.87sReally? Would you care to place a wager on that?
1.37sAbsolutely. What are the stakes?
2.03sOkay, if I win, and you can't do it,
3.7syou have to put your nose in Meg's hat and take an eight-second inhale.
5.91sOkay, and if I win, you have to go online and download that footage of the dancing baby from Ally McBeal,
2.8sand you have to forward it to all your friends with the message,
2.67s"Oh, my God, look what I just found online!
2.03s"Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen?"
1.03s- So, is it a bet?
- Yeah, fine.
1.03s- Kiss on it? Oh!
- What?
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1.23sWow, Dad, you're up early.
0.87sYep, it's a mustache kind of morning, Chris.
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3.37sI watched the sun rise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket.
2.7sGosh, mustache culture is pretty cool.
3.34sYou betcha, son. I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast,
3.27sand then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity.
1.53s- Would you like that?
- Would I?
3.24sWow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas.