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2.8sHi there. Is this the Quahog Mustache Society?
3sYes, it is. What's the secret password?
1.9sMustache. All right. Come on in.
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1.43sGood afternoon, mustache wearers.
1.63sDon't forget to help yourself to the buffet.
3.04sThere's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum.
0.93sPoint of mustache.
1.63sThe chair recognizes your mustache.