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2.8sHi there. Is this the Quahog Mustache Society?
3sYes, it is. What's the secret password?
1.9sMustache. All right. Come on in.
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1.43sGood afternoon, mustache wearers.
1.63sDon't forget to help yourself to the buffet.
3.04sThere's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum.
0.93sPoint of mustache.
1.63sThe chair recognizes your mustache.
2.23sHave we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month,
2.43sas it is the 70th birthday of his mustache?
1.47sOh, I think we just send a nice card.
1.37sJust make sure it has a mustache on it.
1.1sPoint of mustache.
1.23sThe chair recognizes your mustache.
2.87sWhat can we, as citizens, do about mustache awareness?