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4.4sI'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers.
1.5sFree burgers?
3.67sOh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt.
1.73sYou wanna have sex?
1.67sNo.
3sNo, no, no, no, no.
2.6sNo. No.
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1.23sPeter, you should really slow down.
1.6sYou've already had, like, 30 hamburgers.
3.8sShut up, Brian. It relieves the pain of mustachelessness.
2.9sAnd it's working. I no longer feel the pain.
3.67sCome to think of it, I can't really feel anything on the left half of my body.
2.54sReally? That doesn't sound good.
2sPeter, are you winking at me?
4.64s(SCREAMING) Oh, my God, someone call an ambulance!
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