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1.23sWow, Dad, you're up early.
0.87sYep, it's a mustache kind of morning, Chris.
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3.37sI watched the sun rise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket.
2.7sGosh, mustache culture is pretty cool.
3.34sYou betcha, son. I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast,
3.27sand then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity.
1.53s- Would you like that?
- Would I?
3.24sWow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas.
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3.57sDad, all it's done is run on that wheel for the past three weeks.
1.93sYeah, looks like it's in pretty good shape.
1.8sCan I pick it up? I wouldn't.
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1.23sBoy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here,
2.17sand now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right.
1.73sWow, all this stuff looks pretty good.
1.57sCan we get some salami and...
1.53sBrian, Brian, let me handle this.
5.04s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) (SPEAKING ITALIAN) Peter, what are you doing? Speaking Italian.
5.17s(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Peter, you can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache.
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