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2.1s(FARTS) Mustache fart.
1s(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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1.97sHello, I'm looking for Peter Griffin.
0.93sI'm Peter Griffin.
1.8sMr. Griffin, my name is Todd Meyers.
2.14sI'm the man you rescued from McBurgertown.
2.97sOh, yeah, you're the guy who cost me my mustache.
1.93sWhat, did you come over here to rape my daughter?
3.17sNo, I own the restaurant. And to show my gratitude,
4.4sI'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers.
1.5sFree burgers?
3.67sOh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt.
1.73sYou wanna have sex?
1.67sNo.
3sNo, no, no, no, no.
2.6sNo. No.
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1.23sPeter, you should really slow down.
1.6sYou've already had, like, 30 hamburgers.
3.8sShut up, Brian. It relieves the pain of mustachelessness.
2.9sAnd it's working. I no longer feel the pain.
3.67sCome to think of it, I can't really feel anything on the left half of my body.
2.54sReally? That doesn't sound good.