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1.6sQuiet, everybody, this is it.
9.18sThe McBurgertown franchise suffered a publicity setback today from which it may not recover, thanks to testimony regarding its practices by a very brave cow.
5.81sI have revealed to you today these horrors in the hope that you will see the need for change,
1.53sbut always remember,
3.54swhat I have done here today is not a courageous act.
7.84sThe courage lies with a man who has the guts to say no to a fast food restaurant and eat a salad instead.
2.94sTo say, "I will eat this salad with pride.
3s"I don't care if I look like a gay person."
2.67sSo to all of you salad-eating homosexuals,
2.27sI say thank you.
5.34sAnd thank you, Peter, for all you've done to help expose this grave injustice.
2.03sWhere will you go now, Mr. Cow?
3.2sI cannot stay here? Peter said I could stay here.
5.61sOh, gosh, yeah, I don't really see how that's gonna work out.